Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Fundamentalist Heroes: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is a recent addition to the list of fundamentalist heroes. He is very possibly the most dangerous. Why you may ask? Because of his recent comments. Chuck norris has recently advocated the over throw of our government, due to who our president is.

“Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.” The right wing cells will meet during a live telecast, "We Surround Them," on Friday March 13 at 5 p.m.

Cell groups? Like terrorist groups? This man is dangerous. Him and Alan Keyes. I'm sure he also believes Obama isn't a real citizen or is a Manchurian Candidate. He quotes Sam Houston to describe him and his ilk's current state of mind.

“We view ourselves on the eve of battle."

On the eve of battle? This is nothing more than plotting the over throw of the government! This is tantamount to treason in my book! Thousands of people to "battle"? What else could he be talking about?

And that is why the fundies like him. We now see the fruits of allowing these fundamentalist nut jobs to grow in power and influence. Much like radical Islam, allowing them a place with special rights and such, has allowed them to get to a dangerous level of power in this country, and Chuck Norris and his kind are their leaders. People with power and influence over these idiots.

Whats worse, Chuch Norris believes he is led by god. That god is on his side. That the end times are soon. Word to the wise, the USA is not mentioned in revelations. Being as such, there are many US fundamentalist nut jobs the believe the US will not be a factor due to civil war or nuclear attack when the end comes. Don't put it past these nut jobs to try and bring down this country to bring the end times on! These people are dangerous and need to be stopped.


Anonymous said...

The 'taliborn again"

Anonymous said...

The televangelist is, for the most part are in the business of making money. As to the far-right politics of the fundamentalist they have a vision of a theocracy, a return to a mythical America that never was, an America with Brady Bunch suburbs and where only the city gutters were dirty. News flash; It never was.

If I were to run for president on a platform of ‘reclaiming America’ this is how I would do it;
1. If elected, I will restore mandatory prayer in our public schools. Our children will start their mornings off right with a humble prayer of thanksgiving acknowledging Gods control in all aspects of our lives, followed by the Pledge of Allegiance with the words “bringing all thoughts captive” clearly stressed.
2. If elected, I pledge that no child will be left spiritually behind. Every child will have the opportunity to hear and respond to the Gospel and receive spiritual counseling, and they will receive a free KJV Bible, courtesy of the new Federal Bible Program, which will be funded through taxes levied against cultists and agnostics.
3. Creation Science will be given its rightful place in our public schools, and the teaching of the Satanic Doctrine of Evilution shall cease, with the exception of courses designed by Creation Scientists to expose the many flaws of that corrupt religion.
4. If elected, I pledge to see Biblical Justice implemented in this nation. Homosexuals, adulterers, cultists, and disobedient children shall be publicly stoned to death just as Rev Pat Robertson commands.
5. Anyone who dishonors the Bible based laws and works on the Sabbath or dares question our ‘spiritual Authority’ shall be put to death.
6. Anyone who angers us anointed by wearing sinful fabrics shall be put to death.
7. Anyone who teaches the Satanic Doctrine of Evilution shall be put to death.
8. Anyone who takes the Jan Crouch's Name in vain shall be put to death.
9. Anyone who blasphemes TBN shall be put to death and forever damned to the loving Lake of Fire.
10. Witches and sorcerers shall be put to death.
11. Anyone who worships a false god - which is really an evil spook - shall be put to death.
12. Atheists, agnostics, those in 'cults' who refuse to convert shall be put to death, as they are immoral and an offense not fit to be citizens of our Christian nation.

13. Anyone who teaches the cosmological heresies that are married with the Satanic Doctrine of Evilution and denies the smallness of our geocentric universe or the flatness of our world or the solidness of the great starry firmament shall be put to death.
14. The mentally ill (demoniacs) and those seized by fits shall be put to death, as they have been infested by evil spooks.
15. As said, anyone who is in a cult shall be put to death; Cult determined by those in proper authority to do so.
16. Anyone engaging in sex before marriage shall be put to death.
17. Any married woman who fails to properly submit to her husband as commanded shall be put to death.
18. Anyone who marries a divorced woman shall be put to death, as they will have committed adultery.
19. Any woman who dares to speak in church shall be put to death.
20. Any man who angers those in spiritual authority with his sinfully long hair shall be put to death.
21. Furthermore, if elected, I pledge to integrate Church and State and form the glorious theocracy that our Christian founding fathers, as they clearly envisioned for American citizens.