Thursday, June 28, 2007

Fundamentalist Heroes: Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter is one of fundamentalism greatest heroes. She spouts any number of ludicrous claims and insulting comments about liberals and democrats via any medium she can find. Whats worse, she has no problem personally attacking and destroying the personal lives of politicians she hates. Truly, what other person would attack John Edwards for talking about his dead son? Or attack him for talking about his wifes awesome recovery from cancer? Only a real bitch would do something like that. She speaks of having great intelligence, being fearless, being truthful, but actually is a mindless shrew. I thought about what I would say to her if I ever met here, all the arguments I would put forth. But I agree with Jefferson, some times ridicule is the only way to get to these people. She won't be convinced that what she says is rude and wrong, or that she EXEMPLIFIES what fundamentalism is about, beating down others opinions and beliefs, insulting those you can't find dirt on, and lower yourself to the lowest possible place to spark the most reaction.

Ann Coulter is a bitch. She is a hate monger, unintelligent wretch who presents no value to society as a whole and turns the face of sheer, unadulterated ignorance and stupidity towards science. She is the type of person who reads one side of the argument, the side she approves of, and never reads the other side. Then she talks about how the other side of the argument is stupid when she never even knows the details of that argument to begin with. I would rather listen to a child speak on the meaning of life than listen to a single word that comes out of her mouth. When I hear one quote from her, I feel dumber and my IQ noticeably goes down. She dumbs down the population and destroys the roots of intellectual dialogue. Here are a few quotes that show why.


By 1973, John Kerry had already accused American soldiers of committing war crimes in Vietnam, thrown someone else's medals to the ground in an anti-war demonstration, and married his first heiress.
Ann Coulter

Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.
Ann Coulter

Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.
Ann Coulter

I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.
Ann Coulter

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.
Ann Coulter

I'm not going to be lectured to.
Ann Coulter

I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.
Ann Coulter

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.
Ann Coulter

If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?
Ann Coulter

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.
Ann Coulter

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.
Ann Coulter

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
Ann Coulter

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.
Ann Coulter

Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words "abortion" or "tax hikes" pass their lips.
Ann Coulter

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.
Ann Coulter

The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.
Ann Coulter

The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.
Ann Coulter

They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.
Ann Coulter

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
Ann Coulter

We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.
Ann Coulter

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.
Ann Coulter

We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.
Ann Coulter

When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.
Ann Coulter

Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.
Ann Coulter

Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.
Ann Coulter

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
Ann Coulter

1 comment:

tina said...

I can't stand Ann Coulter!